Jawaan!

ovember 25, 200   The Large Hadron Collider is spooling back up to science-speeds, circulating particle beams last week and looking at ramping up the power to productive levels even now, and you know what that means?  No, not particle physics, or an increases in human knowledge, or even pieces of a new understanding of how the universe operates – it’s time for the more vapid scaremongering!  Which is why we’re lucky we’ve got Gizmodo to give such a perfect example! Their  November 20 post  couldn’t be a better example of everything wrong with modern reporting if it was actually going “duh” and slapping itself on the forehead. It’s a manual of merit-free mockery, following all the steps of: a)  Single quote deliberately taken out of context b)  Overlong “amusing” title for someone so much smarter than they writer they’d probably need an interpreter should the two ever meet c)  Series of sarcastic questions without any analysis or actual content d)  Starting a paragraph with “Wait wait wait

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Guide to Surviving the "LHC-Restart" -The Search Continues…